I fucked up

I was riding the train the other day, and in a moment of psychic weakness I bought some domains. Nothing too crazy, just the very respectable www.scawt.us.

Also I bought gundamfootfetish.com. This isn't my fault; I don't know what happened! I remember sitting on the train thinking it was a funny string of words, and then I got a confirmation email from namecheap.

Anyways, Imma prolly migrate my shit to one of those over the next few weeks, so this page is gonna be dead again.

Officer Boot

I started working on this one in April of 2015, and then saved it to an SD card and threw it into the ocean I guess. A person who is good at drawing or using software would, when faced with the grim reality of how I inked this, violently attack me with tears streaming down their cheeks. And not the good ones people do in movies either. Bad ones.

Evidence Based

I did not do great work with the text bubbles in this one. To be clear, Dr. Ducky isn't talking. It's somebody else.

Backpacking

Woah, analogue.

Any of y'all still using RSS, or is it just me?

This platform (i.e. Blogger) has a definite opinion about images. Specifically "who gives a shit about images? LEMME SEE THAT TEXT BAYBEEEEE!" Building these posts has been a lot like using Microsoft Word 2010 to print multiple pictures on one piece of paper, which is to say, fuckin' wicked difficult. It uses whatever the inline preview is for RSS too, so you get this weird scaled-down-but-then-scaled-back-up thing in the feed.

Hey, while we're on the topic: am I the only one still using a feed reader? I hate the way Facebook handles post prioritization, but it seems like a lot of sites only do updates using some social media platform now. I guess that dependence is why the Zuck is so goddamn rich and/or appearing before a senate judiciary committee now. Really makes you think.

Yo for real though somebody else use Feedly with me. It's good actually! There's TENS of users on there at a time! Most of the websites launched before 2005 still semi-functionally support RSS! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE MEEEE!!!

Daggering

Man, if I had a nickel, am I right? Haha.

Yes.

I am right.

Cliffhangers About Dicks

The core premise of this comic was just so genius we couldn't possibly contain it in a single image. It took a full year to finish writing the second half of this story arc apparently, so hopefully it's not too cerebral for you.